from the book 'Cofessions of a Reformed Dieter'- AJ Rochester
1) Because i can't be bothered
2) i have to watch paint dry
3) the simple activity of thinking burns calories, so, thinking about not exercising is kind of like doing a mental workout and is bound to burn at least a few calories
4) i have to write a list of excuses for not exercising
5) the circus comes in to town next week and i want to save my energy for when i audition for the job as the fat lady
6)Because i love going to McDonald's, ordering my oversized meal and being asked by some skinny twelve year old, 'Are you sure you want fries with that?'
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